If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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