Me. At least after what I've been through.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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