6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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