No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
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You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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