Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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