Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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