He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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