Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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