She's JV to your varsity
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
My vagina just recognized that song.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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