My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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