I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Boobs speak an international language.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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