I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I have tasted many bathrooms
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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