My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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