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please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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