i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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