So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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