oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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