Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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