it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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