he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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