another moral hangover. fuck.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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