38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
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