You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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