I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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