We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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