at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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