I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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