direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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