god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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