We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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