just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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