I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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