Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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