He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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