Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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