I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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