Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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