will power is for people who don't want to get laid
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Can you repeat that, but with context?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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