i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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