In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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