Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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