If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Everything about him screamed your future.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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