eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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