Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I need water and some morals
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Randomize
