Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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