wrigley field is MILF paradise
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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