yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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