(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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