Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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