The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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