JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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