Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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