oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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