took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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