Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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