what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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