windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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